Chaos Mews

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So I’m working on eating healthier, and to make sure I actually have produce stocked instead of walking past it at the grocery store, I’ve subscribed to a delivery box.

And I love it!

The food is fresh and organic and super flavorful. I tried the cucumber, apples, and mango right away. Just wow. Especially with the difference in the apples and cucumbers, they are crisper and more flavorful than any I’ve had in years (and we’re a family that always has apples in the kitchen)

On top of that… I paid less to get a big box of fruits and veggies. Plus an add on take n bake bread that smells so good right now…

Please check out the service! They’re called Misfits Market and sell perfectly good surplus organic produce at a 40% discount.


(Image description: a small mountain of colorful fruits and vegetables courtesy Misfits Market, from their site)

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alysurr

something about rain in Germany, The Netherlands and Belgium you say?

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A flooded street in Verviers, Belgium (photo: Belga)

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Residents of Valkenburg, Netherlands, assessing the damage done to their houses (photo: Marcel van den Bergh)

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A battered ship at the Maas river in Luik, Belgium (photo: AFP)

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An army vehicle removes debris in Aachen, (North Rhine-Westphalia) Germany (photo: DPA)

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Damage in Schuld, (Rhineland-Pfalz) Germany, where the Ahr river flooded (photo: EPA)

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A woman swims through a flooded street in Luik, Belgium, where the Maas river flooded (photo: Reuters)

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Two men in Bad Neuenahr, (Rhineland-Pfalz) Germany, attempt to rescue what they can (photo: AFP)

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The running water stacked cars on a roundabout in Verviers, Belgium (photo: AFP)

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An auto mechanic in Mechelen, Netherlands, watching the water run into his garage (photo: Marcel van den Bergh)

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for who it wasnt clear yet: climate change is no longer something that’ll have catastrophic effects 9 years from now or only in “lesser” (bah) countries that arent as well prepared. the dutch are famous for our water ingenuity and infrastructure and look where we are. eat the rich

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comradesummers

One of the things I love about Buffy is that it presents knowledge and research as an absolutely vital part of the process of world saveage. So much of the show is dedicated to the characters sitting around doing research. And that’s pretty rare. Usually if research is a plot device in these kind of shows, it happens off screen. Which does kind of make sense on a storytelling level - it’s not usually that interesting to watch people look stuff up. But I really like that BtVS finds a way to make it interesting, not only because it leads to a lot of great group scenes, but also because it foregrounds the value of educating oneself about something before engaging with it. Which, you know, is an excellent value to foreground.

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This post was very much inspired by this tweet.

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howlandsophiesbraincell

No, you can’t tell me otherwise that Howl and Sophie’s relationship from the start wasn’t an Enemies/Rivals to lovers trope because it is what it is.

HOWL TRIED TO CURE SOPHIES ARTHRITIS

SOPHIE THROWS WEED KILLER AT HIM

And then they get married.

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Enemies to lovers but only one of them thinks they're enemies

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Sophie's pov: enemies to lovers

Howl's pov: home invasion to roommates to friends to lovers :)

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juicedoesthings

Remember if you’re out at a store and someone says “This is a robbery” you can say “no it’s not” and then the robber will leave because theyre a robber and this is no longer a robbery .

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You can not just say this without dropping the whole story

alonelybeemakingart

Ok so,

My dads coworker is at the front and this man comes Up and hands him a document.

The coworker took a Look at the document and while he couldn't read the things written by Hand, because he wasn't wearing his glases, he did notice the Logo of a different Bank so he's like:

"Oh, sorry sir you can't do that here! You have to go to the other Bank for this :)"

The man, visibly confused leaves, but dosen't take the document with him.

The coworker, now just as confused as the Guy actually Takes Out his glases and reads the hand written part:


This is a robbery

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ty for stealing this one much appreciated

anarchonecromancy

people in the notes suggesting it was "improper" for the juror to do this or that it "introduced bias" to the court proceeding 🙄 the ice agent in question accused a moc of assaulting him / resisting arrest. how is the agent being a white supremacist not relevant. what universe are you living in

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As a member of the world’s SECOND oldest profession, I assure you this is just one of many ways the justice system is systematically fucked up.

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For anyone who wants to know how to fact check something you are told while on jury duty without getting fined:

First, you need to understand that the rule that jurors can’t just google things is coming from a good place. Like imagine that you are on a jury that’s considering, say, a medical malpractice lawsuit and one of your fellow jurors comes into the jury room and says to you, “I think the victim’s expert was lying because WebMD totally contradicts everything they said.”

And you might be like, “But WebMD is notoriously unreliable website and the expert you’re talking about is a researcher from Mayo Clinic.” But this person cannot be swayed.

Like, we can all agree that would be bad.

So even though these rules can contribute to unjust outcomes as in the case above (and seriously, the fact that the defense attorney didn’t fact check that is probably grounds for legal malpractice), they also prevent jurors from just looking up bullshit online and taking it more seriously than the actual experts the court has put on. And I think in the era of anti-vaxxers/QAnon/COVID denial/etc., we can all understand why it’s a bad idea to trust that people can tell fact from bullshit online.

So in light of this, how do you as a juror fact check something?

The key here is that you have to ask the court for information. Jurors can ask questions of the court during deliberations, so if something you said sounds off to you, you can ask for more information.

The key term you want to use here is “credibility.”

The job of a jury is to decide what are called “questions of fact.” Long before the trial even starts, lawyers will have hashed out all the “questions of law” --- like, what the statute of limitations is; what laws, exactly, were allegedly broken; whether the court you’re in even has jurisdiction; stuff like that. Jurors are responsible for deciding which side’s version of the facts has more credibility.

For instance, if the prosecution’s witness says X and the defense’s witness says Y, the jury is responsible for deciding which is true, X or Y. And you do this by weighing which one is more credible.

So in this case, if the juror had known to, he could have told the judge, “In order to properly assess the ICE agent’s credibility, I need more information about his tattoo. I have doubts about whether he was telling the truth about it, which would impact how credible I would find his testimony. Can the agent please provide evidence that it really is what he says it is?”

There are a lot of problems with our legal system, and I think one of the biggest is that jurors aren’t educated about what they can and can’t do. Juries have a lot of power, if (and only if) they know how to use it.

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bananonbinary

seriously i wish people understood that queerbaiting has almost nothing to do with the actual content of a story. two men can gaze soulfully into each other’s eyes for 45 minutes straight and then at the end be like “oh yes my good pal friend no homo” and its still not anything more than homoerotic and kind of stupid writing.

queerbaiting is a marketing technique to get gay people to buy a ticket. it’s hemming and hawing whenever someone asks about subtext, giving long answers that don’t mean anything to sort of imply “maybe you just need to wait and find out. ;)” it’s interviews where the actors talk about how much they love that particular relationship, and they think they will ~surprise~ you with how it turns out. it’s every single trailer showing these two people almost kissing, even as the creators talk about how offended they are that anyone would think it’s gay.  it’s disney’s 65th First Gay Character that they sort of imply might actually be a main character this time but is yet another nameless asshole. it’s evil, because it’s completely deliberately misrepresenting the actual media just to make a buck.

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tockthewatchdog

i love that i have to go to menswear to find a shirt a human being in the world would wear and then when i do it takes me .5 seconds to find it. I love that

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me: i need a plain black t shirt

target women’s section: would you like to have a giant scoop neck that would definitely like completely show at least one of your boobs. would you, an adult woman, like to wear a crop top? would you like to look like a human piñata. BLACK? I think you mean jewel tones babey!

target men’s section: yeah sure. it’s the first thing you see as you walk into the shirt aisle. have a good one

themadcapmathematician

Women’s section: would you like a shirt made out of tissue paper that costs $34.99??

Men’s section: here’s 25 normal tshirts for a quarter

dare-to-dm

Women’s Section: Would you like to play fucking guessing games with our arbitrary sizing systems and style names?  Also, we added a bunch of fake pockets for your personal inconvenience!

Men’s Section: Here’s a bunch of pants organized by the exact inch length of your waist and legs.  With pockets that can hold more than just a credit card.

sammit-janet

Women’s Section:  Oh you want a plain tee-shirt?  Here you go, it’s completely see through so you either have to a) wear something else over it or b) let everyone see your bra!

Men’s Section:  Here’s an amazingly comfortable shirt that no one can see your undergarments through.  Have a nice day!

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Women’s section: if you’re a nerd? I guess you wanna show titties and have glitter huh???

Men’s section: Here this has the hogwarts crest on it and it’s like five bucks

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Women’s section: you want shorts? I guess that means you want something really short huh??? Might even see your butt??

Men’s section: Here’s comfortable shorts that are longer than like 15 cm long, have a good day

domiingoenfuego

i found the post again

canadian-crofters

Women’s section:you want a hoodie? Well here’s one that’s tight fitting and accents the one thing you don’t want to be seen, miss!

Men’s section:hoodie? Oh sure, here’s a loose fitting one that is perfect for hiding lumps of death have a nice day young man

author-trash

Women’s section: pockets? Yeah sure of course! We’ll give you fifty fake pockets.

Men’s section: you can put your first born in one of ten pockets and still have room for more things

justabsbutler

Women’s section: RUFFLES AND GLITTER

Men’s section: here’s some quality fabric, come again when your shirt gets a small hole after 32 years

misgynder

Women’s section: Oh, this is a nice plain t-shirt, finally– oh, wait, it has a slogan written on it… “tokyo girl” “los angeles” “liberté”…. WHERE ARE THE PLAIN SHIRTS

Men’s section: here are 100 plain shirts in literally every shade you could ask for, knock yourself out

incellectual-property

Women’s section: you want to showcase yourself as a decoration and look palatably breedable to men, right?

Mens section: you want to be comfy, right?